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My needs are few and simple: travel, work, pets, family, clothes, cute shoes, housing, food, water, air, sex...and I have 8/11, so pretty good.

I am used to having fun all by myself, but it's nice to have friends and have fun together...maybe hang out, chat about life
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I am 52, overeducated, quirky rather than actively weird, fun, chatty, interested in lots of things, world traveler, not very sporty. Happy to answer any questions.

What kind of guy do I go for? A regular smart one who enjoys life, has interests beyond work, preferably funny and charming and absolutely nice to me, cleans up well for public display but capable of getting filthy dirty in private. The kind of guy who reads Chaturbate profiles but keeps it a secret.

Extra points for being intermittently funny in a way that people don't always get, or drinking just enough to have to wait a while to drive.

Maybe possibly you? Drop in and say hi!

I tend to like younger men, but I am not ruling anyone out. I could care less about your ethnicity (unless it's really interesting).

My character? I am empathetic, exciteable, open to new experiences of all kinds.

On the practical level, I am postgrad, single at long last, and basically in transition in pretty much every way except genderwise.

My motto? "Life is short. Eat dessert first".

Or maybe, "If you eat dessert first, you don't have to save room for it".

My fantasy? A road trip, a cheap motel, a chocolate pie, and a willing partner. You know, the fun stuff in life.

What is a girl like me doing in a place like this? I like chatting and meeting new people, I am a wicked exhibitionist in private, i like to be helpful, and I am looking to extricate myself from Credit Card Hell. So here we are!

Sexually I am demanding (but not usually in a domme-y way), open-minded (especially if you have a fetish for taking me shoe shopping or feeding me a few too many jellybeans), and way way out of practice.

You can send a naked photo if you want, but I reserve the right to think that's weird. I am really quite shy until the door is locked.

I don't really care if you're discreet, but it'd be nice if you knew how to spell it.

I have absolutely nothing material to offer, but I like to think that I am generous with the intangibles.

Regular hours are totally optional. I love to stay up late.

My only real hobbies are writing emails and traveling.

My musical tastes tend towards Radiohead, Daft Punk, Weezer, The Presidents of the United States of America (long may they reign), and non-corporate radio. But also Neil Diamond, Glen Campbell, and ABBA.

No Republicans or Trump voters. Not that you'd like me anyway. And hey, thanks a lot.

I hope that your evening's a good one. Really.

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Nickname: absolutemaya
Site: Chaturbate
Age: 18
Sex: Female

Kinky Attributes

nail polish, and I have a cool scar.