FAQs:


Q: Will you marry me?

A: No, I will not. You don't want to marry me, anyway.


Q: Can we be friends?

A: We are friends.


Q: No, I mean IRL. So you'll give me preferential treatment and your personal information and stuff.

A: No, we can't be friends IRL. You don't want to be my friend IRL, trust me.


Q: Yay, I'm Texan, too! That means I have a much greater chance of randomly encountering you. What part of Texas you in, sweetheart?

A: The Texasy part. The part between Oklahoma and Mexico. You know, the part that is Texas.


Q: (Passive-aggressive yet complimentary statement or question indicating a desire to meet me in person)/Wanna meet/hang out/go on a date sometime?

A: So much no. So very, very much no. But thank you for your interest.


Q: Wanna have sex?

A: In general? Yes. With you? No.


Q: Whats your bra size? 32C?

A: What kind of guess is that? I'm a 28B. Believe it.


Q: Got any toys?

A: Yup!


Q: Can you lick your nipples?

A: No. No, I cannot.


Q: Do you do S k y p e shows?

A: At this time, they can only be purchased through my Many Vids page. You can find the link to the left of my cam feed.


Q: What other forms of payment will you accept for goods or services?

A: Check my promos (up top) for any specials I might have going on, but otherwise, I accept tokens and only tokens. None of my prices or rates are negotiable for any reason or under any circumstances.


Q: Damn, girl! You got a boyfriend?

A: Yes, I do. I'm poly, and right now, I have two amazing, wonderful men in my life.


Q: Do you like "older men"/girls/black guys/huge cocks?

A: I'm an equal opportunity sex partner. I don't discriminate based on age, race, gender, nationality, height and weight proportions, socioeconomic status, or penis size. However, I'm a small person and prefer to keep things manageable in that department. FYI: Having a large penis, or being "hot," doesn't make up for being a jerk or having no idea what to do with a woman's body. Personally, I prefer longevity and attention to detail over length and girth. ;)


Q: Ever had a threesome? Did you like it?

A: Yes, in most configurations. No, but that was because one or more of us was inexperienced and unskilled. The energy of sex involving more than one other person is different and weird for me, too, so I don't know that I'll ever really get into group sex or sex not-in-private. I'm willing to push boundaries, though, for the right people, situations, and reasons.


Q: Your pussy shaved? Hairy?

A: Sometimes I shave, sometimes I wax. I keep it neat-looking and I wont grow a bush or do anything I find tacky like a landing strip.


Q: How tall are you?

A: I'm not. I'm five foot nothin.'


Q: Do you watch cams?

A: Only in private chat. It doesn't do anything for me, though, so its strictly for your benefit.


Q: You don't look 27/(insert actual age here). Are you really?

A: Yes. Really.


Q: Are you sexually aroused by the idea of being watched?

A: Not in this context, no.


Q: You're so aggressive! Are you a Domme?

A: First of all, the word you're looking for is "assertive." Demanding to be treated like a person and not an object makes me assertive, not aggressive. And, no. That's not something I'm all that into, generally speaking. I'm actually more of a sexual submissive, but since we're equals and I have the authority in this situation, I can see where you're getting that assumption.


Q: What's your vape setup?

A: Right now, it's the Reuleaux RX200 from Wismec and the Cloud Beast (TF-V8) from Smok. I want a new setup... Like, so badly. This one is old and tired. >_<


Q: You smokin' weed?

A: Nope. I don't really get into that.


Q: What's your favorite flavor of e-juice?

A: I don't have one.


Q: Whatcha vapin' on right now?

A: Check my Twitter! I do #NowVaping tweets, now.


Q: No body mods? Are you thinking about tattoos/piercings?

A: Eventually, I think I might cover my back in text. For my first tat, I want an original quote of mine on my back. This is more of a bucket list than to-do list thing. Please don't harass me with your personal feelings about tattoos. If I'm gonna get one, it has nothing to do with what you think of them or how sad you'd be if I "ruined" my "perfect skin." I'm also recently seriously considering getting my nose pierced, which is a deeply personal thing for me and not something I can easily talk about.


Q: Do you play/follow any sports?

A: Nope. I understand the necessity of sports, but not the appeal. I've been told I am going to a baseball game at some point in the future. Yay...


Q: What kind of music do you like?

A: Pretty much everything. I avoid country, especially old country, but I'll listen to anything once and I like too many different genres and groups to name any favorites. The only one I could absolutely not do without as genres go is metal.


Q: What kind of movies do you like?

A: Tim Burton films, Hayao Miyazaki/Studio Ghibli films, and Disney movies. If it's not in one of those categories, assume I haven't seen it and don't want to, especially if it's scary. :P


Q: What are you into?/What sort of hobbies/activities do you like?

A: My hobbies include but are not limited to: reading, writing, crocheting, knitting, indoor gardening, meditating, contact juggling, my ridiculous version of dancing, singing, playing table-top and live-action role-playing games (my favorite of which being DnD 3.5), and I play exactly three video games (preferably on PC). Those games are Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age II, and Dragon Age: Inquisition. I like to watch other people play other video games, too.


Q: Do you watch any TV?

A: Not usually. The current shows I watch/follow are Supernatural, BoJack Horseman, and Once Upon a Time. I like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Star Trek, with an emphasis on TNG, Frasier, most cartoons I've ever seen, and some anime, but unless it's a reverse harem anime, assume I haven't seen it and don't want to.


Q: Is that your real hair?

A: Yes. If I ever wear a wig on cam, it will either be very obvious and part of a cosplay, or I'll make sure to let you know.


Q: What are you doing here? (Translation: You're not naked or demanding tips and that confuses me. I'm rude enough to ask in a subversive way whether or not your intend to masturbate on cam, but I have enough sense not to be a complete dickweed about it, even though I wind up using really shitty, rude communication to get the answers I want.)

A: I'm having fun. Whats your excuse? If you play by the rules, we can all get what we came for. You don't waste my time, I don't waste yours.


Q: (insert one, perhaps two words, here)?

A: Use complete sentences, please. I have no fucking clue what you're trying to ask me. I need context. Not a magical mind reader over here.