ABOUT ME: (Yes, I am cut)

I AM LOOKING FOR LADIES WHO WANT TO PERFORM LIVE WITH ME TO DO AN OCCASIONAL COUPLES SHOW. PLEASE CONTACT ME IF INTERESTED. EAST COAST USA WOMEN PREFERRED. 18-55 Ok.

I was a lone rooster raised in a hen house. I know what you want!

I love sex and I love getting off on camera with an audience.
I like women of all ages, so long as that age is 18+.
I also have a great sense of humor, but i am serious about the sex.

But I also like to chat. About anything and everything. Occasionally I might be hanging around looking for decent conversation. Please say hi if you drop in. I won't bite. At first...

I can be a study in extremes. I get turned on by porn princess sleaze or bun heads in sharp cut business suits. (I know you've got a butt plug in your ass under that 1000 dollar suit madame!). I just love women, everything about women drives me wild. There is nothing that i like about frumpy women. Frump to me means your business suit or your Wicked Weasel bikini is crumpled on the floor, you've got bed head, you smell like a combination of cum, pussy juice and Chanel #5 and your lounging around in nothing but one of my oversize Henley shirts waiting for me to push you back into an overstuffed leather chair so i can kneel between your legs and lick your pussy until you scream loud enough for the neighbors to call cops and a SWAT team in full riot gear.

I also have the worst bikini fetish in the world. I don't even go the beach of public pools anymore. It's too embarrassing to walk around with a hard-on all the time.

If you're wearing a sling and high heels, I'm going to drop dead on the spot.

ABOUT YOU:

18-22 or 40-55. Truthfully anywhere between 18-55 is OK with me, I just prefer kittens and cougars. Skinny to a few extra pounds is great. Race is unimportant. But what i really like is a woman who is happy to be alive and has a great sense of humor, the drier the better. You keep yourself very clean because at any moment and with out notice to me, you will want my tongue on your button. You also own a sling bikini and 6" heels, just in case you need to kill me.

You can leave me messages at the following.

studley.hardcock on Yahoo IM
studley.hardcock on MSN Chat

and follow me on

@studleyhardcock on Twitter (NSFW)

Please enjoy me, I am here to please you!